Friday, April 22, 2011

just funny


Send to me by courtesy  "Abdul Rafay"





Remember: Death is not the greatest loss in life, the greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.
 
Two men, one American and a Pakistani were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems. Shot after shot. The Pakistani man said to the American: "We have problem in Pakistan. We can't marry the one whom we love. You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely and domesticated girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this an arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love. I told my parents that openly and now have a hell of a lot of family problems." 

The American said: "Talking about love marriages, in America we can marry the one we love. Let me tell you my story. I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated her for three years. After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife is my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. The situation turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my brother, is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grandfather and I am my own grandson. 

And you say you have family problems?" 

The Pakistani fainted. 


 





and said to him: 
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. 
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30 years. 
You will be a dog. " 
The dog answered: 
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. 
" God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
God created the monkey 
and said to him: 
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. 
You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " 
The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Finally God created man...

and said to him: 
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. 
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. 
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years." 
Man responded: 
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, 
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, 
the 15 years that the dog did not want and 
the 10 years the monkey refused. 
" God granted man's wish ................................................................ 
And since then, man lives 20 years as a man , 
marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, 
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.
Then when his children are grown, 
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house 
and eating whatever is given to him, 
so that when he is old, 
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, 
going from house to house and from one son or 
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren. 
That's Life.









Brilliant solutions to everyday problems:


Send to me by courtesy  "Abdul Rafay"


No spoon?
No problem-o!
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   Seatbelt broken?
No problem-o!

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   Fuse burnt out?
No problem-o!
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   Car stereo stolen?
No problem-o!
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  Can't afford a real GPS?
No problem-o!
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   No ice chest?
No problem-o!
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  Can't read the ATM screen?
No problem-o!
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  Car imported from the wrong country?
No problem-o!
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  Satellite go out in the rain?
No problem-o!
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  Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee?
No problem-o!
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  Wiper motor burned out?
No problem-o!
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  Display rack falling over?
No problem-o!
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   Tires worn out?

No problem-o!
Might be a little hard to steer.
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  Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?
No problem-o!
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  Exhaust pipe dragging?
No problem-o!
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  Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?
No problem-o!
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  Cables falling behind the desk?
No problem-o!
 
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  No skate park in town?
No problem-o!
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 And the best one !!!

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Out of diapers?
No problem-o!

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